I swear they issue fixies to college freshmen in Portland
While coming home on an after dinner loop ride a v neck tee clad, skinny jean wearing fresh faced 20 something passes me in the bike lane. Ridng no-handed and texting he makes an amateur move not more than 10 feet in front of me on an incline. He reaches down and starts messing with his Vans slip-ons and toe clips (poor choice of footwear/pedal combo) I jumped his sorry butt summoning up 30 years of muscle memory. Buh bye hipster punk. I should mention that I was on my single speed and towing 60 pounds of dog trailer. Someone please find me a lead-out train to, um lead and i’ll drop 50 pounds and bring some serious Nordic pain.